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Candidates 2020: Who Cramps?

Candidates 2020: Who Cramps?

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Heather Havrilesky
Jan 06, 2020
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Please note: This piece has been revised in order to avoid (some but not all) shitty stereotypes. It is still vile, so those with delicate sensibilities should turn their eyes away.

The Hallucinogenic Toreador (1968-1970) by Salvador Dali

As our rapist in chief predictably fucks the entire globe, what could be more relevant than analyzing the sexing tech…

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