Chumpy Town, Chumpy Eats

How is everything tasting? Not great, Bob.

You’re not a foodie or anything, you just happen to enjoy leaving the house every once in a blue moon for a good cocktail and a nice piece of fish that actually tastes like fish and does not involve capers in any way. But you hate to drive into the city, because you’re a lazy piece of shit.

Unfortunately, you also dislike dining out in your crappy town o…