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Useful, necessary, irreplaceable.

Pterodactilo (1959) by Remedios Varo

Bring your haughtiest self to the bottom of the stairs and announce yourself: Cold marble eyes, placid jaw formed from hard angles, strumming your fingers on the banister like an exiled count. Nothing in this world was manufactured correctly, no edges meet, no corners are square, no one consulted the instruction manua…