Dire Straights

Here we go again.

Yep, there goes my dreamy whore of a twin sister again, unpacking her adjectives over the glory of love. It’s pretty embarrassing, honestly. I keep thinking that 13 long years of being married to my brother-in-law will change things (he’s perfectly nice but… he golfs, for fuck’s sake). I keep thinking the relentless tedium of married life will drain tho…

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