ASK MOLLY

ASK MOLLY

Freakazoid

Come on and wind me up.

Heather Havrilesky
Nov 01, 2019
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Oh, little freakazoid. You’ve been hiding again, haven’t you? Why don’t you see that you have to show yourself in order to feel your power? You know how much power you have, don’t you? YOU DON’T? Motherfucker, tell me why that is the case.

Go ahead. Explain why you like to set up obstacles in your path so goddamn much that you’ve made an art out of it. T…

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