Fuck Off, Ambitious Humans

We'll talk to you again when you're saggy and ineffectual like the rest of us.

Here’s some Wednesday-spiration for you: You ambitious detail-oriented team-playing types need to fuck right off.

You know who you are. Writing your brand new TV shows. Making your podcasts. Writing your big books. Holding your special events. Befriending other ambitious detail-oriented motherfuckers and carousing about town with them, sipping bourbon co…