How to Feel Young Until You’re Dead

Of course it’s not easy.

1. Screw dignity.

Everyone acts like it’s tacky to dress or behave as if you’re younger than you are, since presumably nothing is more dignified than dressing in modest Talbots separates like some kind of country club matron. Like all oppressive cultural initiatives, this one weighs more heavily on women, whose fashions are judged as age-inappropriate fr…