How to Live with Insomnia

You’re just a homesick alien, that’s all.

It’s not insomnia, first of all. It’s just that you’re an alien from a distant galaxy. You probably have jet lag. You traveled millions of light years to get here, didn’t you?

That explains your mood at the soccer game today. It was 98 degrees out but your husband couldn’t stop making noises. “No one knows their positions,” he hissed, “because they play …

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