I'm Your Venus

Goddesses are impetuous and vengeful.

Ok Molly.

You asked us motherfuckers for some funny, trivial problems fit for your Royal Evilness. Here's something ridiculous for you.

I'm 42, female, living in the patriarchy and Woke As Fuck (and simmering with anger about it all). I'm also pretty sure that I'm quite magnificent. Blessed with enough of a brain that I've managed to evolve and see throu…