Isn’t Romantic Love a Big, Mean Lie?

Why does your sister tell people to chase romantic shadows?

Dear Molly, 

Your idiot sister wrote this in her column a few weeks ago: "Because love will find you eventually, and it will be very, very good to you."

This is clearly a lie, as all good evil people know. Love may eventually find you, and when it does, it may wrap you in its glorious arms and gently rock you to sleep for the rest of your days, or it may …