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Punch

Are you pleased yet?

Heather Havrilesky
Aug 14, 2023
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Summer (1943-44) by Remedios Varo

Girl dinner is snacks looking pretty on a plate. Girl breakfast is open air looking fresh for the camera. Girl lunch is 200 mg of caffeine plus electrolytes plus the gas-tank aftertaste of sucralose. Girl snack is dragging your tongue across cement. Girl fun is making out with a punching clown, not a sex doll, no holes, …

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