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Heather Havrilesky
May 21, 2021
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The Final Blow (2003) by Eric Joyner

Like Melinda Gates, I am also married to a man named Bill. But I don't have the cash to build an army of charming robot husbands, so I guess I'll stay married. If I were a billionaire, though, I’d be tempted to move to a tropical planet far away with my fifteen robot husbands, all of them charming and pliant.

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