Shiny Happy White Ladies
Oh Polly, you ridiculous attention-seeking missile of emotional instability. Readers, did you notice that she mentioned me this week, but she pretended that I’m a cancer surgeon with gray hair? What an imagination my vainglorious twin sister has! She’s just trying to cover her tracks, since I DYED MY HAIR BLONDE FIRST AND THEN SHE COPIED ME.
I wish I cou…