Should You Dump Him?

Or write a very bad novel about him?

Are you in a good relationship, or do you need to dump your boyfriend immediately, or should you write a very bad novel about your bad boyfriend first? Take this quiz and find out!

1. When I look at my partner, I feel:

a) Desire

b) Like tearing my eyeballs out of my head

c) Like saying, “Why did you follow me into this room? Could you go into another room a…