Straw Man

Unravel every riddle.

Midi et Demi (1956) by Dorothea Tanning

I got up early and instead of writing, I made cinnamon rolls, like a fucking saint, like your personal lord and savior, like your dream wife, like your pocket knife, like the world’s best sex doll, a high-end appliance, a rapidly evolving menace, the captain of your fantasy porn league.

I’ve been pretty into men th…