Tasty

We ate.

Spider (1967) by Leonora Carrington

I got a spider bite last night just sitting on the couch, minding my own business. Spiders choose me because I’m the tastiest human in the house. If you looked at all of the humans in this house, you would absolutely never guess that I was the tastiest. But you can’t judge a salty, sweet, and savory snack by its haggar…