The 5 Types of Very Bad Parenting Essays
Newsflash: Creating a miniature human in your likeness doesn't make you God.
Look, I’m just as into crafting tiny artisanal human friends using only my body as the next slob. I just want to caution you against writing self-congratulatory prose on the subject, lest you accidentally end up publishing one of these Five Very Bad Parenting Essays I Never Want to Read Again.
1. My Child Is Incredible
You haven’t met my new baby, so I’ll…