Weepy Jackholes in Paradise

Big bros don’t cry.

I love paradise and all things paradise-related, so naturally I love “Bachelor in Paradise” – or if you prefer, “Baby Man in Paradise.” Or if you prefer, “Sobbing Drunk Toddler Bros in Paradise.” Or if you prefer, “Cringey Lobotomized Playas en la Playa.” Or if you prefer, “Cryface/Off.” Or if you prefer, “Little Lord Fauntleroy Boards the Hot Sauce Vom…