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Molly has been living in the shadow of her benevolent twin Polly for years now, and all of that heartwarming inspiration has turned her evil. Sadly, Molly and Polly share the same pen name, “Heather Havrilesky.” (Yes, we think it sounds like a fake name for a Russian ice skater-turned-porn star, too.)

Polly wrote this book. Molly wrote this one. They’re fighting over who gets to write the next one, which is about marriage. We think you know who’ll win that one.

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