Chumpy Town, Chumpy Eats

How to Believe in Yourself

How to Live with Insomnia

Evacuate the States!

My Kingdom for a Shroud

Wave of Mutilation

I See Coyotes Everywhere

Are You a Writer?

How to Feel Young Until You’re Dead

Why Write?

Weepy Jackholes in Paradise

Being There

Should You Dump Him?

How to Be a Professional

I Hate Making Small Decisions

How to Vacation with Your Family

Dear Aliens: Vacations Are Fun!

Fuck Off, Ambitious Humans

Dear Aliens: Earthlings Are Stupid

Quiz: What “Career” Is Best For You?


Just like Ask Polly, except evil.