Someone just DM'd me 'Have you been on Heather Havrilesky for a while now?? I feel like everything I read from her is like, βthis is the best thing Iβve ever read". I feel like you mentioned her a long time ago' and I got to say "YEAH HOMIE BEEN READING HER SINCE THE FUCKIN 90s" so thanks for giving me that Dubai taco feeling of being a real culture connoisseur.
"Do not humble yourself, ever. First youβre humble, then youβre smoking a cigarette outside an AA meeting. Donβt go there." woah that escalated quickly!! back to Dubai - back to Dubai.
The funny part is that I've been to Dubai several times and there actually is a restaurant called 'Bara B' serving a dish called Dubai Tacos! I didn't have them, but I recall wanting to order them as I was reading the menu. By the way, instead of chickpeas they had beans and... I am joking β€οΈ
That was my 2025 joke, also coming from my renewed excellent gut β¨ I think I love you!
Thank you for sharing your friends' gofundme links. So much devastation there. I also have three separate friends who lost everything, and probably a few more that are quieter on the socials. Hug everyone you love and maybe all the people you can tolerate okay and SHOW UP for each other. XOXOXOX
Someone just DM'd me 'Have you been on Heather Havrilesky for a while now?? I feel like everything I read from her is like, βthis is the best thing Iβve ever read". I feel like you mentioned her a long time ago' and I got to say "YEAH HOMIE BEEN READING HER SINCE THE FUCKIN 90s" so thanks for giving me that Dubai taco feeling of being a real culture connoisseur.
SAME #Suck.comForever
Itβs a vibe. ITβS. A. VIBE.
This essay made me sweat. Unhinged perfection. No notes. Period.
Shit! How do I change my vote from Fuck AI to Jesus you're hot, then to Take the money but back again to Fuck AI?
That's how I feel.
"Iβm drinking some flat municipal water right now and it tastes great."
^is how I want to answer the phone.
Loved all of this!!!
New Substack revenue stream: Mollyβs Family Recipes. Ka-ching. No more listing ingredients for free, young lady.
"Do not humble yourself, ever. First youβre humble, then youβre smoking a cigarette outside an AA meeting. Donβt go there." woah that escalated quickly!! back to Dubai - back to Dubai.
βYou speak without hesitation, you slay, you ate, period, no notes, no cap, no crumbs.β Best sentence ever. The βno capβ sealed it. π
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Dubai tacos ππ
The funny part is that I've been to Dubai several times and there actually is a restaurant called 'Bara B' serving a dish called Dubai Tacos! I didn't have them, but I recall wanting to order them as I was reading the menu. By the way, instead of chickpeas they had beans and... I am joking β€οΈ
That was my 2025 joke, also coming from my renewed excellent gut β¨ I think I love you!
I thoroughly enjoyed this -those 7 to 9 books, I'm with you
beautiful and chaotic read, felt urgency and also resolve
Ah Excellent Excellence! Most I have grinned all day. Thank you!
Brilliantπ captures the time, relatable AF & funny!
That swings fucking hard lady! goddamn goddamn goddamn
Thank you for sharing your friends' gofundme links. So much devastation there. I also have three separate friends who lost everything, and probably a few more that are quieter on the socials. Hug everyone you love and maybe all the people you can tolerate okay and SHOW UP for each other. XOXOXOX