Someone just DM'd me 'Have you been on Heather Havrilesky for a while now?? I feel like everything I read from her is like, “this is the best thing I’ve ever read". I feel like you mentioned her a long time ago' and I got to say "YEAH HOMIE BEEN READING HER SINCE THE FUCKIN 90s" so thanks for giving me that Dubai taco feeling of being a real culture connoisseur.
"Do not humble yourself, ever. First you’re humble, then you’re smoking a cigarette outside an AA meeting. Don’t go there." woah that escalated quickly!! back to Dubai - back to Dubai.
The funny part is that I've been to Dubai several times and there actually is a restaurant called 'Bara B' serving a dish called Dubai Tacos! I didn't have them, but I recall wanting to order them as I was reading the menu. By the way, instead of chickpeas they had beans and... I am joking ❤️
That was my 2025 joke, also coming from my renewed excellent gut ✨ I think I love you!
"The sober microchip" really spoke to me thank you for that, and excellence IS all vibes you're so right. Pain is a reminder of being alive and that things can feel good etc etc I hope your good vibes keep vibing and the pain keeps purifying
Returned to work down here in Australia this week after a three week break down at the beach. Filled with so much existential dread. Your Ask Polly and Ask Molly columns are helping me survive the week. You are amazing, thank you!
Someone just DM'd me 'Have you been on Heather Havrilesky for a while now?? I feel like everything I read from her is like, “this is the best thing I’ve ever read". I feel like you mentioned her a long time ago' and I got to say "YEAH HOMIE BEEN READING HER SINCE THE FUCKIN 90s" so thanks for giving me that Dubai taco feeling of being a real culture connoisseur.
SAME #Suck.comForever
It’s a vibe. IT’S. A. VIBE.
Shit! How do I change my vote from Fuck AI to Jesus you're hot, then to Take the money but back again to Fuck AI?
That's how I feel.
This essay made me sweat. Unhinged perfection. No notes. Period.
"Do not humble yourself, ever. First you’re humble, then you’re smoking a cigarette outside an AA meeting. Don’t go there." woah that escalated quickly!! back to Dubai - back to Dubai.
New Substack revenue stream: Molly’s Family Recipes. Ka-ching. No more listing ingredients for free, young lady.
“You speak without hesitation, you slay, you ate, period, no notes, no cap, no crumbs.” Best sentence ever. The “no cap” sealed it. 😂
I thoroughly enjoyed this -those 7 to 9 books, I'm with you
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Dubai tacos 😂😂
beautiful and chaotic read, felt urgency and also resolve
Ah Excellent Excellence! Most I have grinned all day. Thank you!
The funny part is that I've been to Dubai several times and there actually is a restaurant called 'Bara B' serving a dish called Dubai Tacos! I didn't have them, but I recall wanting to order them as I was reading the menu. By the way, instead of chickpeas they had beans and... I am joking ❤️
That was my 2025 joke, also coming from my renewed excellent gut ✨ I think I love you!
That swings fucking hard lady! goddamn goddamn goddamn
"The sober microchip" really spoke to me thank you for that, and excellence IS all vibes you're so right. Pain is a reminder of being alive and that things can feel good etc etc I hope your good vibes keep vibing and the pain keeps purifying
Returned to work down here in Australia this week after a three week break down at the beach. Filled with so much existential dread. Your Ask Polly and Ask Molly columns are helping me survive the week. You are amazing, thank you!
"I’m drinking some flat municipal water right now and it tastes great."
^is how I want to answer the phone.
Loved all of this!!!