Fuck Everything: A Thread

Paranoiac Visage (1935) by Salvador Dali

I think I’ve accomplished a lot with this microbiome so far this year. Thing one: I am still alive and so, too, is the teeming universe of microbial bitch boys living under my skin. Thing two: I have not lost my fucking doughnuts entirely. Miraculous! But today? Fuck everything. Fuck every single fucking thing under the sun and fuck everybody while we’re at it.

Have I missed anything that needs to go fuck itself? Please let me know. Let’s be thorough, this is important.