PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

“PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!” is the funniest thing to happen this year — peak fascist befuddlement, & very Dada. As we’ve learned after three long years of bright orange misery, Dada is perhaps the most fitting response to the abject nonsense of the moment. In a world where long lists of lies and errors and crimes against the state are addressed with a presidentially-sealed squeal of “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!”, the only counterpoint is not more facts but a giant pie in the face, a bucket of red paint over the head, a whoopee cushion under the ass. Give me the presidential candidate who rides around in a giant tricked-out plexiglass President-Mobile, throwing sour gummy worms and $100 bills at the crowds, and lipsyncing "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da.” (Is this

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