Wow, Heather, you took the words right out of my mouth, lol 😄. When my husband of 52 years says "I love you", I reply "of course you do, I'm fucking adorable!"
Picture if you will, Colonel Kurtz with lip stick. Imagine lip stick Kurtz slowly emerging from a fetid pool, bug eyed, intense. Her slippered assassin's feet plop plop plopping through the shadows. Ninja lipstick Kurtz, razer focused on being attractive again. Remembering when she strolled through the light, spun, and giggled just loudly enough to attract a gaze. Her skirt rising to almost there. No one's looking now. Maybe it's time to step into the flickering torch light. Just enough for an enticing reveal. Peeking out, she sees what they do to that other cow that caught their attention. Totally worth it to be seen with such hunger, but they're satiated for now. Maybe tomorrow.
Mmm, very interesting, but I got snagged on this: "focused on being attractive again." Again? Being attractive... again? Acquire two functioning eyeballs and get back to me.
I love evil Molly and I’m glad she’s back.
Wow, Heather, you took the words right out of my mouth, lol 😄. When my husband of 52 years says "I love you", I reply "of course you do, I'm fucking adorable!"
Seriously, this is my favorite Molly ever!
🔥🔥🔥
I'm sending this to my daughter who is suffering through what is a severe, but hopefully brief, case of Covid.
Picture if you will, Colonel Kurtz with lip stick. Imagine lip stick Kurtz slowly emerging from a fetid pool, bug eyed, intense. Her slippered assassin's feet plop plop plopping through the shadows. Ninja lipstick Kurtz, razer focused on being attractive again. Remembering when she strolled through the light, spun, and giggled just loudly enough to attract a gaze. Her skirt rising to almost there. No one's looking now. Maybe it's time to step into the flickering torch light. Just enough for an enticing reveal. Peeking out, she sees what they do to that other cow that caught their attention. Totally worth it to be seen with such hunger, but they're satiated for now. Maybe tomorrow.
Mmm, very interesting, but I got snagged on this: "focused on being attractive again." Again? Being attractive... again? Acquire two functioning eyeballs and get back to me.
Those teeming fuckers with the machetes worship their Kurtz. They’ll pluck out my astigmatic eyes before they offend.