Yikes and wow and holy shit this was delicious, like a frothy fizzy monster energy float of shaving cream & antirainbow sherbet with melon-ball scoops of conversion brain. Thank you for serving up such hardcore instantiation, Heather, I feel really full now!
I assume you're a fellow German!? I'm so relieved/happy/proud that you, Molly, got the references to these terrible fucking things so exactly fucking right. I'm very scared about the world right now.
Rebranding advice for DJT: take a hint from Jaguar and rethink your skin coloration and coiff - it’s time to ditch the dead salmon hat, join the transparency club of old bald guys, take a global-cooling distance from fluorocarbons. Wicked mass-marketing suggests product extensions acceptable, and a Mideast regional opportunity for T-branded Captagon tabs. The new palette must evoke mirror molecules. Consider soft, warming, rich brown hues.
Happy Fuck-You Times—I hate *gestures around* this, but I love *points directly at this piece of writing and your glorious, unhinged brain* this.
Dark humor and good satire but it was also strangely poetic. Almost free association elegance.
This is proof that brilliance emerges to assert humanity in the face of horror. So good. Thank you.
Yikes and wow and holy shit this was delicious, like a frothy fizzy monster energy float of shaving cream & antirainbow sherbet with melon-ball scoops of conversion brain. Thank you for serving up such hardcore instantiation, Heather, I feel really full now!
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I started screaming at “panzerlied”. Molly is the only one who understands right now!
I assume you're a fellow German!? I'm so relieved/happy/proud that you, Molly, got the references to these terrible fucking things so exactly fucking right. I'm very scared about the world right now.
Truth = $
There are no lies
Time to fuck off now
Thanks
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Needed this today. Thank you! Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk!
Thank you for this dark humor!
Rebranding advice for DJT: take a hint from Jaguar and rethink your skin coloration and coiff - it’s time to ditch the dead salmon hat, join the transparency club of old bald guys, take a global-cooling distance from fluorocarbons. Wicked mass-marketing suggests product extensions acceptable, and a Mideast regional opportunity for T-branded Captagon tabs. The new palette must evoke mirror molecules. Consider soft, warming, rich brown hues.
Rodent-mogul
So so SO good!
I don't think we are in Kansas any more Molly.
Fucking hell this is is fucking awesome.
"Welcome to Ferenginar. That will be one slip of gold-pressed platinum, please."
Let it Bleed! 🤪👍hell... venting worked for the Stones and those fuckers gonna outlive ALL of us 😉