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Dana's avatar

Happy Fuck-You Times—I hate *gestures around* this, but I love *points directly at this piece of writing and your glorious, unhinged brain* this.

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Kit's avatar

Dark humor and good satire but it was also strangely poetic. Almost free association elegance.

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Magnolia's avatar

This is proof that brilliance emerges to assert humanity in the face of horror. So good. Thank you.

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Lya's avatar

Yikes and wow and holy shit this was delicious, like a frothy fizzy monster energy float of shaving cream & antirainbow sherbet with melon-ball scoops of conversion brain. Thank you for serving up such hardcore instantiation, Heather, I feel really full now!

:( :) :( :)

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L123's avatar

I started screaming at “panzerlied”. Molly is the only one who understands right now!

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Melanie Kage's avatar

I assume you're a fellow German!? I'm so relieved/happy/proud that you, Molly, got the references to these terrible fucking things so exactly fucking right. I'm very scared about the world right now.

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Ken's avatar

Truth = $

There are no lies

Time to fuck off now

Thanks

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Carrie's avatar

Needed this today. Thank you! Fuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk!

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Katie's avatar

Thank you for this dark humor!

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Stanley Moss's avatar

Rebranding advice for DJT: take a hint from Jaguar and rethink your skin coloration and coiff - it’s time to ditch the dead salmon hat, join the transparency club of old bald guys, take a global-cooling distance from fluorocarbons. Wicked mass-marketing suggests product extensions acceptable, and a Mideast regional opportunity for T-branded Captagon tabs. The new palette must evoke mirror molecules. Consider soft, warming, rich brown hues.

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Cari's avatar

Rodent-mogul

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Duncan McPherson's avatar

So so SO good!

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Laura Stone's avatar

I don't think we are in Kansas any more Molly.

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JenR-C's avatar

Fucking hell this is is fucking awesome.

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Robot Bender's avatar

"Welcome to Ferenginar. That will be one slip of gold-pressed platinum, please."

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appleton king's avatar

Let it Bleed! 🤪👍hell... venting worked for the Stones and those fuckers gonna outlive ALL of us 😉

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