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Under The Rainbow

Alone in a cloud

Polly vs. Molly

A Prayer to a Closed Door

Ground to cloud

12 Stages of (Hetero?)Sexual Development

What If This Weren't Enough?

Manic Pixie Mean Girl

Why Is Everything So Empty?

The Middle Ages

The 5 Types of Very Bad Parenting Essays

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Chumpy Town, Chumpy Eats

How to Believe in Yourself

How to Live with Insomnia

Evacuate the States!

My Kingdom for a Shroud

Wave of Mutilation

I See Coyotes Everywhere

Are You a Writer?

How to Feel Young Until You’re Dead

Weepy Jackholes in Paradise

Should You Dump Him?

How to Be a Professional

I Hate Making Small Decisions

How to Vacation with Your Family

Dear Aliens: Vacations Are Fun!

Fuck Off, Ambitious Humans

Dear Aliens: Earthlings Are Stupid

Quiz: What “Career” Is Best For You?

How to Be a Writing Writer Who Writes

A Love Story For The Ages

Five Essays I Don't Want to Read

Who Trusts a Quiet Lady?

How to Get Married Immediately

Something In The Way She Moves

Newsflash: You Are Trash

Flaming Hot Cheater!

Shiny Happy White Ladies

Marriage is Not Very Good At All

Isn’t Romantic Love a Big, Mean Lie?

5 Tips For Looking Younger-ish

My Terrible Ex Rules My Life

Your Microbiome Loves You 5-Ever!

Stark Contrasts

Dirty White Girls

How To Stay Married Forever

Buffalo Painter, Boutique Town Rasta

A Tale of Two Titties

Internalize Everything!

Judgy Assholes Unite!

I Am Legend, Hear Me Snore

Everybody Blurts

Does My Oldness Make Me Pointless?

Husband Broken. Get a Vibrator?

Thank You, India!

Is Family Life a Fun Suck?

Fuck Fish! Fish Are Bad Pets.

It’s a Nice Day for a White’s Wedding

Are You Wrong Enough to Be My Man?

Everyone Is Ghosting Me Today!

Should I Dump My Husband?

My Exboyfriend Was Amazing

How Needy Is Too Needy?

My Ex-Friends Are Shitty

My Coworker Is Pure Evil

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