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Under The Rainbow


Alone in a cloud

Too Much.

Polly vs. Molly

Spread Mercy

A Prayer to a Closed Door

Cishet Kismet

Ground to cloud







12 Stages of (Hetero?)Sexual Development

What If This Weren't Enough?

Manic Pixie Mean Girl



Why Is Everything So Empty?

I'm Your Venus

Apocalypse Now

The Middle Ages

The Sea Inside

The 5 Types of Very Bad Parenting Essays


The Hard Part

Chumpy Town, Chumpy Eats

How to Believe in Yourself

How to Live with Insomnia

Evacuate the States!

My Kingdom for a Shroud

Wave of Mutilation

I See Coyotes Everywhere

Are You a Writer?

How to Feel Young Until You’re Dead

Why Write?

Weepy Jackholes in Paradise

Being There

Should You Dump Him?

How to Be a Professional

I Hate Making Small Decisions

How to Vacation with Your Family

Dear Aliens: Vacations Are Fun!

Fuck Off, Ambitious Humans

Dear Aliens: Earthlings Are Stupid

Quiz: What “Career” Is Best For You?

How to Be a Writing Writer Who Writes

A Love Story For The Ages

Five Essays I Don't Want to Read

Who Trusts a Quiet Lady?

How to Get Married Immediately

Something In The Way She Moves

Newsflash: You Are Trash

Flaming Hot Cheater!

Twitter Down?

Shiny Happy White Ladies

Marriage is Not Very Good At All

Isn’t Romantic Love a Big, Mean Lie?

5 Tips For Looking Younger-ish

Bad News Jane

My Terrible Ex Rules My Life

Your Microbiome Loves You 5-Ever!

Stark Contrasts

Dirty White Girls

How To Stay Married Forever

Buffalo Painter, Boutique Town Rasta

A Tale of Two Titties

Internalize Everything!

Judgy Assholes Unite!

I Am Legend, Hear Me Snore

Everybody Blurts

Does My Oldness Make Me Pointless?

Husband Broken. Get a Vibrator?

Thank You, India!

Is Family Life a Fun Suck?

Fuck Fish! Fish Are Bad Pets.

It’s a Nice Day for a White’s Wedding

Are You Wrong Enough to Be My Man?

Everyone Is Ghosting Me Today!

Should I Dump My Husband?

My Exboyfriend Was Amazing

Dire Straights

How Needy Is Too Needy?

I Don't Get It

My Ex-Friends Are Shitty

My Coworker Is Pure Evil